sing happy birthday

Filed under: by: sknaB nolA

so, i have been at the ats conference the last few days doing some side-work and i have something to say.
with so many doctors around, one would assume there would be ample hand washing, especially after using the bathroom...well, you're wrong!
i couldn't believe that with a bathroom full of doctors i was standing there watching them either walk right out after zipping up or waving their hand under the water quickly to give them a reason to dry it off.
i am positive i did not hear anyone singing or humming happy birthday.
didn't your mom ever teach you to wash your hands after using the bathroom?