In Plushenko's mind (and website), he's the platinum medal winner

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Fake medals in real sports? How about fake medals in fake sports?
I wonder if it would look good on my resume?
I am now proud to announce I am the Aluminum medal winner at the 2010 Winter Olympics in the Men's Ski Lift Riding.
In Plushenko's mind (and website), he's the platinum medal winner